Turns out there is a hell and its a Chinese Water Park.
It’s true
This guy sweats Conan O’Brien … I sweat Pat Sajak. We live with our curse.
Nice
Don’t knock the Whale Pool, it has been the only thing to get me through this devil’s asshole of a summer.
Very true
Hello Goodmorning: Now that JLO and Marc Anthony are over. This is my new favorite couple.
Hehe
Clearly a Game Changer: When you can fart with confidence the world is your oyster. Seriously, it’s currently the only thing holding me back. For instance, the day I was supposed to start my management job at Kenny Roger’s Roasters, I just stayed home and farted all day. Opportunity lost.
Something I need to keep in mind
Oh I got answers for you childrens.
1. Only when talking about Matt Damon.
2. No, not bad at all. Think of all the money you’ve saved on tampons.
3. After your seventh you had two more and well … you died.
4. Like fresh mountain air on your gens. Nah .. I don’t know .. I don’t have herpes skank.
5. Tell girl in panel four to show you her bathing suit area.
Must share
Everybody has a dream, well mine is to dress up like Batman everyday and drive around prom teens and wedding parties. Of course while they are at prom and getting married, that’s time for me to shit kick some crime.
Cool car
Sounds a lot like the time I was pulled over for driving down the road with a machete in my hand. Turns out I was just going machete-ing.
Laughed my pants off
How many times does this have to happen before a sign is made? Was it three? Eight?
Haha
